Dropping a Dime on the Bus

dude sleeping on bus, snapped this in 2003This morning on the bus a well padded woman* with big, frizzy hair two seats behind me went from an inaudible mur mur to full-on roaring sermon about "all you evil white people need to get out of my country. This is Indian country. You chinks and niggers need to go too." A black man behind her said, "Uh-uh, you're going too far girlie." and she yelled "Get your ass back to Africa!" and I thought, whoah, if this keeps up I might have to drop a dime on that bitch. The rap dictionary is way cool. (props Dreamhost Blog) Too bad there aren't pronunciations; as you may know, my Ebonics African American Vernacular English is cracker-licious. While I'm offending everyone under the sun: What's the new politically-correct term for lesbians?...vagitarians! (props: James) * She heckled my "white bitch" ass as I got off the bus, so informed her my great-great grandfather was Cherokee Indian chief. From her response I'd say she definately didn't believe me...but that's okay because I don't believe it either!

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i heart crazies.

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